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Payday Loan Advance

The Payday Loan Advance weapon is still similar to my standard Payday Loan, the main weapon against the forces of Debt or to ward off his allies like Emergency Expense and Unplanned Spending.

If you want to secure a Payday Loan Advance, you simply need to contact one of the representatives of my vast network of agents and let them know of your need. To streamline the process, I have standardized the entire procedure and, whichever weapon you will need to fight off Debt, you will have to pass fairly standard requirements. If you have borrowed one of my Payday Loans, my Fast Payday Loan or my Instant Payday Loan, you should be familiar with the "drill". My representatives will ask you for some details to see if you meet the pre-established qualifications (age and nationality), and also to find out if you are employed and/or regularly receive wages.

Once these have been satisfied, the Payday Loan Advance you asked for will be reflected on the bank account you have given my agents and you are at liberty to use the weapon whichever way you choose.

Depending on how much I favour you, I may ask for the weapon to be returned on your next payday or after 30 days. You can return the Payday Loan Advance by either issuing a check or one of my agents will simply deduct the amount from your bank account. Being your main ally in fighting off Debt, I normally give you the option to choose how you can return the Payday Loan Advance to me.