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Instant Payday Loans

An Instant Payday Loan is very much like my standard Payday Loan weapon - you can use this to fight Debt, or his right-hand man, Emergency Expenses (just as deadly as his big boss, Debt).

If you need to use my Instant Payday Loan weapon, just grab your phone and dial the number of one of my representative agents (I have many agents all over the country, as it seems quite a number of people need my help). If you don't want to make a phone call, you can contact the Payday 007 network through the internet.

My representatives will need to verify if you are above 18 and if you are a citizen of the United Kingdom. If you are below 18 and/or not from the UK, I am sorry but I cannot lend you my weapons. If you have satisfied these requirements, my agents will then ask if you are employed and may ask you to prove that you are indeed, receiving some form of salary. When they are happy with the information you have given, they will ask for your bank account (ideally a checking account) and will forward your papers to me.

Though I trust my agents, I will go through it just to determine if the fire power you are asking for is something I can give (and you can return) though normally I don't have any questions and just transmit the Instant Payday Loan to your designated account within 24 hours. In some instances, depending on your preference, the Instant Payday Loan can be picked up from drop off points.

Normally, I will ask you to return the weapon by your next salary, but there are times when I allow you to use the weapon for 30 days. (I give those who promptly return my weapons on time more flexibility - after all, they have earned my trust).

If you think that the Instant Payday Loan is not the right tool against the evil forces of Debt, then maybe you should consider the last weapon in my armoury: the Payday Loan Advance.