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Being on her Majesty's secret service is not an easy task. Many think that it's a glamorous job - after all, I do get to rub elbows with the rich and famous, drink my favourite "shaken and not stirred martini", and travel the world, but though my life is exciting, it is also very dangerous.

It's really hard to be a secret agent. You don't know who to trust or turn to when you find yourself in trouble. Sometimes, jumping off cliffs and parachuting to safety are the only means of escape. It was an exhilarating experience and, although I am still fit as a fiddle, the days of running after crooks with guns blazing are over. I no longer run after criminals with gold-plated digits, nor evil doctors who want to rule the world. No. Today, I face a different kind of foe - one that is invisible yet wields much power over hundreds and thousands of people. My greatest and most difficult battle is against the evil forces of Debt.

Many people, without their knowing, are already under the clutches of Debt. This insidious villain can worm his way into the lives of many a man without being noticed. An irresponsible card swipe here, and another there - before you know it, Debt has taken over this man's life. It's a sad plight, and I, Payday 007, am the only one capable of fighting and defeating this monster.

I have many weapons which I use against the villain Debt but the one I use the most is called the "Payday Loan". Whenever I use Payday Loan, Debt and his cohorts are obliterated in an instant.

Being a secret agent, I cannot expose myself to others lest my cover be blown. But I am always ready to help. If you find yourself trapped in the clutches of Debt, just contact Payday 007, through phone or through the internet and I, together with my trusted representatives, will be at your service.

When you reach my representatives, they will ask you for details such as your bank account number, and your preferred way of returning the Payday Loan to me (after all, it is my property). They do this to verify that you are indeed being harassed by the Evil Debt and not a double agent. In some cases, they will ask you to send over some documents, such as a payslip but once they are sure that you are not a threat to me, they will let me know and I will immediately send over the weapon Payday Loan which you can use to fight Debt. I will give you the option as to how to receive your Payday Loan. I can send the Loan secretly to your bank or you can pick up the package from pre-arranged drop off points (to make it less obvious, we always select banks). Once you have your Payday Loan, you can successfully battle Debt.

If you think that the Payday Loan is not what you need; just tell my representatives and they will recommend other weapons, such as the Fast Payday Loan, Instant Payday Loan and even the Payday Loan Advance. Don't be frightened off by the names. These are just deadly as my standard Payday Loan.